The Republic of Fihanesia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 1.785 billion Fihanesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kebon Belakang. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Fihanesian economy, worth 36.4 trillion kampuas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 20,418 kampuas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and Fihanesia has designated Kebon Belakang as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fihanesia's national animal is the cat.

Fihanesia is ranked 62,505^th in the world and 3,761^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.29 law-abiding acts per hour.