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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,567th Most Devout: 2,825th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,648th
The Nationalist Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
One Folk, One Reich, One Leader!
Otto Bäringer
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Finnischer Reich

Population2.373 billion

LeaderOtto Bäringer
FaithUniversal Truth

CurrencyFinnischer Marks

The Nationalist Union of Finnischer Reich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Otto Bäringer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.373 billion Finnischers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bärsinki. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finnischer Reichian economy, worth 390 trillion Finnischer Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,683 Finnischer Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Otto Bäringer to be highly-advanced toilet factories, Finnischer Reichian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finnischer Reich's national animal is the Braunbär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Universal Truth.

Finnischer Reich is ranked 84,374th in the world and 7th in United Fascist Workers Association for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,567thMost Devout: 2,825thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,124thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,086thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,486thLargest Black Market: 5,531stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,637thHighest Average Incomes: 9,768thMost Authoritarian: 10,028thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,146thMost Cultured: 11,587thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,334thMost Developed: 12,890thLowest Crime Rates: 14,356thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,701stHealthiest Citizens: 15,325thLargest Governments: 15,344thLargest Retail Industry: 15,382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,695thMost Conservative: 16,625th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

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