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Largest Insurance Industry: 727thLargest Retail Industry: 893rdFattest Citizens: 946th
The Glorious Occultist State of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
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Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
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Population10.427 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.427 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,300 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,615 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, a third of FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are e-certified CEOs, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 61,638th in the world and 1,553rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 25 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 727thLargest Retail Industry: 893rdFattest Citizens: 946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,314thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,495thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,510thLargest Mining Sector: 1,781stMost Avoided: 1,924thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,003rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,089thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,111thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,356thTop
Most Influential: 2,494thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,555thMost Armed: 3,744thLargest Black Market: 4,339thMost Efficient Economies: 4,503rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,686thHighest Average Incomes: 4,998thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,350thRudest Citizens: 5,770thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,970thHighest Economic Output: 6,976thMost Secular: 7,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,152ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,840thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,067thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,448thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,912thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,411thLowest Crime Rates: 14,102ndLargest Governments: 15,493rdMost Stationary: 18,131stSmartest Citizens: 21,681st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionMost Armed: 124th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 148th in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 182nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionMost Stationary: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 219th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 246th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 269th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 285th in the regionLargest Black Market: 286th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 301st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 321st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 324th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 324th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 414th in the regionLargest Governments: 425th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 432nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 488th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 537th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 579th in the region

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