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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,255th Fattest Citizens: 1,529th Largest Retail Industry: 2,087th
The Glorious Occultist State of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Kitten Mittens :3
Big Boi Vermin Supreme
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.122 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderBig Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithLaVeyan Satanism - Ave Satanas

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Occultist State of Fitzgeraldland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, enslaved workforce, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.122 billion Fitzgeraldlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fitzgeraldlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,218 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,891 per year while the poor average 33,518, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

For just a few extra Smooth n Silky Platypuses Fitzgeraldlandians can get new driving records with their new cars, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and bilingual Fitzgeraldlandians are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fitzgeraldland's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is LaVeyan Satanism - Ave Satanas.

Fitzgeraldland is ranked 153,022nd in the world and 4,726th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 19.07 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,255thFattest Citizens: 1,529thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,087thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,324thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,329thNudest: 2,413thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,723rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,891stMost Avoided: 3,083rdMost Influential: 3,200thLargest Mining Sector: 3,275thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,502ndMost Secular: 3,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,612thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,713thLargest Black Market: 3,770thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,849thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,789thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,894thHighest Average Incomes: 9,723rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,918thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,225thHighest Economic Output: 12,060thMost Conservative: 15,707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,307thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,568th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
Nudest: 53rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 61st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70th in the regionMost Avoided: 72nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 86th in the regionMost Secular: 87th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Black Market: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 229th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 249th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 271st in the regionMost Conservative: 296th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 297th in the regionMost Stationary: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 352nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 365th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 367th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 389th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 437th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 483rd in the region

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