The Kingdom of Five Sicilys is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Agamennone Sangiovanni with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 7.118 billion Five Sicilysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napoli. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The powerhouse Five Sicilysian economy, worth 733 trillion Sicilian Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 103,039 Sicilian Lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Five Sicilys's national religion, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Five Sicilys's national animal is the Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Five Sicilys is ranked 184,116^th in the world and 75^th in Alcris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.09 law-abiding acts per hour.