The Fiefdom of Fiver the Rabbit is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hazel with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 7.885 billion Fiver the Rabbitians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandleford Warren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The strong Fiver the Rabbitian economy, worth 420 trillion Carrots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 53,314 Carrots, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Fiver the Rabbit, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Fiver the Rabbit's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rabbitism.

Fiver the Rabbit is ranked 165,789^th in the world and 110^th in Resuscitation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.64 law-abiding acts per hour.