The True Divine Empire of Flandarz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Almighty Lord Flandarz Dragmire with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory vegetarianism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.628 billion Flandarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragmire's Fortress. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flandish economy, worth an astonishing 12,723 trillion Flanmires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 721,794 Flanmires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flandarz's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dragmirism.

Flandarz is ranked 292^nd in the world and 1^st in Multerra for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 50,218.38 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.