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Most Pacifist: 4,581stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,750th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Stride with Purpose, Blunder on Accident
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Flarmsburg

Population2.116 billion

CapitalKlopis
Leaderappointed experts

Currencybitcoin
AnimalKoala

The Republic of Flarmsburg is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by appointed experts with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.116 billion Flarmsburgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klopis. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flarmsburgian economy, worth 231 trillion bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,450 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flarmsburg's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flarmsburg is ranked 14,958th in the world and 2nd in The Doctor Who Universe for Best Weather, with 177 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Pacifist: 4,581stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,750thSafest: 4,875thMost Inclusive: 5,158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,044thNicest Citizens: 6,410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,663rdMost Developed: 6,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,835thHealthiest Citizens: 7,995thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,167thSmartest Citizens: 9,366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,703rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,331stLowest Crime Rates: 11,480thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,926thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,862ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,935thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,607thLargest Governments: 14,803rdBest Weather: 14,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,033rdMost Cultured: 15,407thMost Secular: 16,983rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,111th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flarmsburg, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarmsburg, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarmsburg, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarmsburg, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarmsburg, pros are the new cons.
  • : Flarmsburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Flarmsburg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Flarmsburg, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarmsburg, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Flarmsburg, a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school.

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