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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,384thMost Avoided: 12,329th
The Sultanate of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Sulasburg stinks! P.U.
Taslim Ameen
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Floopinstan

Population882 million

CapitalAl Floopstan
LeaderTaslim Ameen

CurrencyFloop rial
AnimalFloopani-gerbil

The Sultanate of Floopinstan is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Taslim Ameen with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 882 million Floopinstanis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Floopstan. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Floopinstanian economy, worth 84.7 trillion Floop rials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,005 Floop rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floopinstan's national animal is the Floopani-gerbil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Floopinstan is ranked 111,821st in the world and 49th in Liberal Democratic Union for Fattest Citizens, with 9.95 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,384thTop
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Most Avoided: 12,329thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,429thMost Secular: 18,167thLargest Retail Industry: 23,337th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Floopinstan, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Floopinstan, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Floopinstan, the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Floopinstan, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Floopinstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Floopinstan, diaper sales are up.
  • : Following new legislation in Floopinstan, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Floopinstan, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Floopinstan, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Floopinstan, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Libertian Communes, Wizlandia, Potenzia, Sulasburg, Kai Ry, and Piedmont Free State.

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