The Federal Republic of Florida Palms is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 359 million Floridians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Floridian economy, worth 44.6 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 124,103 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,232 per year while the poor average 16,121, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", army rations are served on silver platters, nose plugs are the latest Floridian fashion accessory, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florida Palms's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Florida Palms is ranked 87,780^th in the world and 3,514^th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 39.36 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.