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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,032ndMost Influential: 1,497thRudest Citizens: 2,632nd
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Florida Palms

Population1.879 billion

LeaderCill Blinton


The State of Florida Palms is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cill Blinton with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.879 billion Floridians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floridian economy, worth 281 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,043 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and Floridian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Cill Blinton. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florida Palms's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Florida Palms is ranked 9,681st in the world and 417th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 57.85 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,032ndMost Influential: 1,497thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,632ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,806thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,264thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,681stMost Efficient Economies: 10,863rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,731stHighest Average Incomes: 14,186thMost Developed: 15,613thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,723rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,257thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,570thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,565thSmartest Citizens: 21,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,764thMost Cultured: 21,859thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,621st
Rudest Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 192nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 291st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 417th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 596th in the regionMost Influential: 612th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 676th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 691st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 703rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 722nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 775th in the regionMost Developed: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, Floridian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Cill Blinton.
  • : Florida Palms was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Florida Palms was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Florida Palms, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Florida Palms endorsed The Federal Republic of Singamadri.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 195 » Yaorozu, The Endless Eventide, Ethnon, Malta Comino Gozo, El Fiji Grande, Great Bights Mum, Dabarastan, Orado, Corfad, North Bratislava, Hamerica, Siwale, Dreadton, Selfgradatude, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Newpromisedland, Daiz, Shibutani, Dar es Saalam, Interdimensional Zone, Zzozona, Territorio di Nessuno, Former English Colony, New Lakemba, Eywaan, Brucklania, Sikol, Prydania, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Korovan Isles, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Sunto, Dopeland420, Notyoutopia, Loutsland, Seanat, Timothea, Lux Conos, Clan Spaniel, Miamington, The Pantheons, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, The Calabash Protectorate, Xagill, Solskjar, and 145 others.Libertania Democratica, Joodey, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Zeternia, Sundred, Highton Islands, The Iron Lions, PotatoFarmers, Valentine Z, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Wineclaw, Animu Place, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, Heilhum Imperius, Dangine, The Discipled, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Runeda, Harjad, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Innocentic, Holy Oranz, Lulubellia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Feelonia, Maott, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Kureizen, Draconian Progression, Religioncord, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Venicea, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Odelinor, Slyakanya, East Akra, Nodnarb, Yellops, The Jerichowan Country, Free Atlantis, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Darkmondoria, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Xentherida, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Star Kingdom, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Colfes, Ellbonnia, Glurponia, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Nuronte, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Travislavania, Trumpski, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Super Girl, Wisconsota, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Mon Island, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Tringapore, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Boston Castle, Centrialand, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Andanavia, Bearical, Unshleepd, Termathe, Muqatil, Andanx, Jaxikistan, Nova Arcania, Card Kingdom, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Singamadri, and The Blazeland Administration.

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