The State of Florida Palms is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cill Blinton with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.879 billion Floridians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Floridian economy, worth 281 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,043 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and Floridian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Cill Blinton. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florida Palms's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Florida Palms is ranked 9,681^st in the world and 417^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 57.85 Whatever.