The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.146 billion Fluffy Noodlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 98.8 trillion Ramens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 86,215 Ramens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 29,334^th in the world and 1,538^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 36.98 Atheism Rate.