The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.431 billion Fluffy Noodlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 209 trillion Ramens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 86,364 Ramens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 26,533^rd in the world and 1,343^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 41.7 Atheism Rate.