by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 458thMost Influential: 1,032ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,465th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Omnia vincit Noodles
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Fluffy Noodles

Population1.146 billion

CapitalDragon Creek


The People's Republic of Fluffy Noodles is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.146 billion Fluffy Noodlesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon Creek. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluffy Noodlesian economy, worth 98.8 trillion Ramens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 86,215 Ramens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluffy Noodles's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fluffy Noodles is ranked 29,334th in the world and 1,538th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 36.98 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 458thMost Influential: 1,032ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,465thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,913thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,751stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,309thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,369thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,481stBest Weather: 13,106thLowest Crime Rates: 14,775thMost Developed: 16,060thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,377thNicest Citizens: 18,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,363rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,748th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 332nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 362nd in the regionMost Influential: 384th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 444th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 474th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 570th in the regionMost Average: 582nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 623rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 650th in the regionBest Weather: 731st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 749th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 753rd in the regionMost Developed: 892nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 968th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 993rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,012th in the region

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