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Largest Insurance Industry: 995thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,102nd
The Eternal Reformed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
When you stare into the abyss.
Igor Shafarevich but bald and skinny
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Flying birdie

Population7.792 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderIgor Shafarevich but bald and skinny
FaithRussian Orthodox Church

CurrencyFlying birdean credit
AnimalDà Niú

The Eternal Reformed Republic of Flying birdie is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Igor Shafarevich but bald and skinny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.792 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Flying birdiean economy, worth a remarkable 2,434 trillion Flying birdean credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,477 Flying birdean credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, enemy combatants are presumed guilty until proven innocent, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Flying birdie has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flying birdie's national animal is the Dà Niú, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox Church.

Flying birdie is ranked 242,021st in the world and 7,715th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 21.041479589 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 995thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,248thMost Armed: 1,764thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,441stHighest Average Incomes: 2,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,556thLargest Mining Sector: 2,736thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,963rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,062ndLargest Black Market: 3,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,118thLowest Crime Rates: 3,308thMost Efficient Economies: 5,124thLargest Governments: 5,129thMost Developed: 5,366thMost Patriotic: 6,004thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,757thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,904thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,310thSmartest Citizens: 7,733rdMost Conservative: 8,300thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,647thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,464thHighest Economic Output: 9,520thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,899thMost Authoritarian: 14,095thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,489thHealthiest Citizens: 17,202ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,926thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,359thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,289thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28,154th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 90th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 158th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionLargest Black Market: 165th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 230th in the regionMost Developed: 248th in the regionMost Conservative: 280th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 282nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 378th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 436th in the regionMost Patriotic: 456th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 505th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 512th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 540th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 601st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 762nd in the regionMost Extreme: 891st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 944th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,034th in the region

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