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Most Valuable International Artwork: 587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,851stBest Weather: 2,010th
The Animatronic Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Just Doing Some Digital consciousness transfers
Influence
Dominator
FNAF2-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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FNAFia

Population4.998 billion

CapitalCawthon City
LeaderMichael
FaithChristianity

CurrencyFazcoin
AnimalAnimatronic

The Animatronic Land of FNAFia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.998 billion FNAFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cawthon City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient FNAFian economy, worth 664 trillion Fazcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,019 Fazcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNAFia's national animal is the Animatronic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

FNAFia is ranked 8,082nd in the world and 1st in FNAF for Most Developed, scoring 91.48 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,851stBest Weather: 2,010thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,919thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,042ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,054thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,221stMost Devout: 3,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,408thLowest Crime Rates: 4,426thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,293rdMost Authoritarian: 6,693rdLargest Governments: 7,581stMost Developed: 8,082ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,185thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,574thMost Conservative: 9,649thHealthiest Citizens: 9,860thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,179thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,521stSmartest Citizens: 16,713thHighest Average Incomes: 18,731st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FNAFia, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in FNAFia, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.
  • : FNAFia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in FNAFia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in FNAFia, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in FNAFia, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Following new legislation in FNAFia, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in FNAFia, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in FNAFia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in FNAFia, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Cawthon City Natural History Museum.

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