Population | 11.465 billion |
Capital | The Farm |
Leader | Foghorn Leghorn |
Faith | the Church of the Holy Hen |
Currency | Egg |
Animal | Rooster |
The Animated Adventures of Foghorn Leghorn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Foghorn Leghorn with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.465 billion Chicks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Farm. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Foghorn Leghornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,447 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,510 Eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Foghorn Leghorn Pics" has made Foghorn Leghorn's mom a celebrity, and stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foghorn Leghorn's national animal is the Rooster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of the Holy Hen.
Foghorn Leghorn is ranked 97,861st in the world and 60th in The Card Mine for Most Stationary, with 449.78403158248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet.
- : Foghorn Leghorn was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Foghorn Leghorn Pics" has made Foghorn Leghorn's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Foghorn Leghorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
- : Following new legislation in Foghorn Leghorn, opening doors for ladies is never seen as misogynistic.