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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,045thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,771st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
By The People For The People
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Football Land

Population3.503 billion

CapitalEvergrande Football School
LeaderGianni Infantino
FaithFootballism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalCock

The Republic of Football Land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gianni Infantino with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.503 billion Footballers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evergrande Football School. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Football Landian economy, worth 426 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 121,883 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Football Landian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Football Land's national animal is the Cock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Footballism.

Football Land is ranked 48,329th in the world and 190th in The Union of Democratic States for Safest, scoring 101.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,045thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,771stLargest Retail Industry: 9,233rdMost Pacifist: 9,388thTop
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Most Influential: 10,858thLargest Mining Sector: 12,020thMost Efficient Economies: 12,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,476thLargest Black Market: 12,503rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,782ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,927thNicest Citizens: 14,360thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,656thHighest Drug Use: 14,800thMost Developed: 14,905thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,159thSmartest Citizens: 18,765thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,381st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Average: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the region

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