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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,821stMost Devout: 6,706thMost Developed: 11,200th
The Grand Duchy of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
No motto is needed
Grand Duke George Alexander
Influence
Dominator
Emporer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Former Warsaw States

Population7.316 billion

CapitalNew Polish-Lithuania
LeaderGrand Duke George Alexander
FaithChristianity

CurrencyUnoriginal Idea
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Grand Duchy of Former Warsaw States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duke George Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.316 billion Warsawians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Polish-Lithuania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Warsawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Unoriginal Ideas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 162,460 Unoriginal Ideas, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and it takes a village to catch a criminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Former Warsaw States's national animal is the German Shepherd, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Former Warsaw States is ranked 211,429th in the world and 1st in New Warsaw Vilnius Commonwealth for Most Stationary, with 35.976886697 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,821stMost Devout: 6,706thMost Developed: 11,200thHealthiest Citizens: 11,475thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,208thMost Cultured: 12,440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,826thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,020thLowest Crime Rates: 13,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,340thLargest Governments: 14,310thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,283rdSmartest Citizens: 15,414thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,937thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,496thHighest Average Incomes: 18,081stMost Patriotic: 18,660thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,974thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,990thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,238thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,047thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,142ndLargest Retail Industry: 23,559thHighest Economic Output: 23,972ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 26,368thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,550thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,649thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,813th

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