by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,624thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,907thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,944th
The Protectorate of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Fac ut vivas
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Fort Pee Pee

Population367 million

AnimalPepe the Frog

The Protectorate of Fort Pee Pee is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 367 million Zoomers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Zoomer economy, worth 21.7 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,136 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fort Pee Pee's national animal is the Pepe the Frog.

Fort Pee Pee is ranked 50,825th in the world and 30th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 8.37 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,624thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,907thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,944th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the region

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