The Principality of Frahlmaz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.953 billion Frahlmazians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frahlmaz City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The thriving Frahlmazian economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Gelds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 119,924 Gelds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,108,691 per year while the poor average 1,265, a ratio of 876 to 1.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Frahlmaz's national animal is the Northern Harrier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frahlmaz is ranked 222,927^th in the world and 9,420^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.69 law-abiding acts per hour.