The People's Republic of Fredonion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Onion with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.001 billion Fredonionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fred. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fredonionian economy, worth 225 trillion Onions a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 112,853 Onions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

They say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fredonion's national animal is the Ogre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Fredonion is ranked 75,636^th in the world and 108^th in New Western Empire for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 156,746 Standard Monetary Units.