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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,317th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,698th Most Influential: 5,988th
The Stiffy States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Dora´s green card expired last year
Kaiwan Bowman
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Free 69 XD rawr

Population1.569 billion

CapitalThe Federal Jail
LeaderKaiwan Bowman
FaithIllegalism

CurrencySkittles
Animal6ix9ine

The Stiffy States of Free 69 XD rawr is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiwan Bowman with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 1.569 billion Convicts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Federal Jail. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blood economy, worth 173 trillion Skittleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,755 Skittleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free 69 XD rawr's national animal is the 6ix9ine, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Illegalism.

Free 69 XD rawr is ranked 16,395th in the world and 473rd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 280.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,317thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,698thMost Influential: 5,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,112thTop
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Most Average: 14,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,600thMost Developed: 16,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,395thMost Efficient Economies: 16,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,657th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 173rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 216th in the regionMost Average: 228th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 381st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 442nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 473rd in the regionMost Developed: 493rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 495th in the regionMost Cultured: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 518th in the regionMost Influential: 522nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 580th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 635th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 642nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 668th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 675th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free 69 XD rawr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Free 69 XD rawr, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Free 69 XD rawr, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Free 69 XD rawr, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Free 69 XD rawr, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Free 69 XD rawr, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Free 69 XD rawr, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Free 69 XD rawr, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Free 69 XD rawr, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Kaiwan Bowman's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Free 69 XD rawr, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.

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