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Free Azell

Population5.011 billion

LeaderKing Jeremy


The Constitutional Monarchy of Free Azell is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Jeremy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 5.011 billion Free Azellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Free Azellian economy, worth 368 trillion rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,540 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, the new Swan Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Azell's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Azell is ranked 22,926th in the world and 75th in Conch Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 972.75 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 901stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,396thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,672ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,157thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,641stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,394thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,497thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,262ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,874thLowest Crime Rates: 22,898thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,926thMost Cultured: 23,237thMost Inclusive: 23,397thMost Developed: 23,578thLargest Governments: 24,135thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,199th
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the region

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