by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,320thMost Influential: 4,321stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,688th
The Open Bar of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Drink up!
the Whiskey Weenie
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Free Booze

Population4.546 billion

CapitalTequila Town
Leaderthe Whiskey Weenie

Currencybeer buck

The Open Bar of Free Booze is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Whiskey Weenie with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.546 billion functioning alcoholics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tequila Town. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient alcohol dependent economy, worth 426 trillion beer bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 93,863 beer bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national defense strategy is a little floppy, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime is totally unknown. Free Booze's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Booze is ranked 14,259th in the world and 250th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 87.73 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,320thMost Influential: 4,321stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,688thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,184thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,301stRudest Citizens: 8,394thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,598thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,462ndMost Inclusive: 11,059thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,160thNudest: 11,543rdBest Weather: 11,747thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,631stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,202ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,519thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,741stMost Developed: 14,259thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,437thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,993rdNicest Citizens: 15,033rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,578thMost Cultured: 15,827thSmartest Citizens: 16,654thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,701stHighest Drug Use: 18,216thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,848thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,422ndLargest Governments: 20,617th
Highest Drug Use: 68th in the regionNudest: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 86th in the region

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