Population | 11.172 billion |
Capital | The Agora |
Leader | Scurvy Sal |
Faith | Totally bro |
Currency | total |
Animal | torty |
The Totally Rad of Free Land of Rebellium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Scurvy Sal with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.172 billion Blanks live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Agora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Free Land of Rebelliumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,362 trillion totals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 211,454 totals, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, sports club owners are having a moneyball, and one can wake up in Free Land of Rebellium and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the torty, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Totally bro.
Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 6,667th in the world and 124th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 144 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free Land of Rebellium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Free Land of Rebellium, one can wake up in Free Land of Rebellium and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Free Land of Rebellium, sports club owners are having a moneyball.
- : Following new legislation in Free Land of Rebellium, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in Free Land of Rebellium, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Free Land of Rebellium, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
- : Following new legislation in Free Land of Rebellium, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Free Land of Rebellium endorsed The Matriarchy of Quimbaya Eclipsa.
- : Following new legislation in Free Land of Rebellium, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
- : Following new legislation in Free Land of Rebellium, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
World Assembly
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