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Safest: 188thMost Rebellious Youth: 246thMost Advanced Public Education: 249th
The Pastafarian Dudeism of
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Dude Thortelloni
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Free secular Humanists

Population32.296 billion

LeaderDude Thortelloni

Currencyvirtual pearl

The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dude Thortelloni with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.296 billion Free and secular Humanists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reason. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Free and secular economy, worth a remarkable 7,679 trillion virtual pearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,799 virtual pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free secular Humanists's national animal is the bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free secular Humanists is ranked 3,621st in the world and 3rd in The Atheist Empire for Best Weather, with 355 Meters Of Sunlight.

Safest: 188thMost Rebellious Youth: 246thMost Advanced Public Education: 249thLeast Corrupt Governments: 251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 340thMost Pacifist: 342ndSmartest Citizens: 546thLowest Crime Rates: 564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 570thHighest Average Tax Rates: 632ndLargest Governments: 668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 677thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 758thLongest Average Lifespans: 766thHealthiest Citizens: 766thMost Cultured: 858thHighest Economic Output: 882ndNicest Citizens: 932ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,171stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,273rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,422ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,713thLargest Populations: 1,848thTop
Most Secular: 2,880thMost Inclusive: 3,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,394thBest Weather: 3,621stHighest Average Incomes: 4,028thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,878thMost Influential: 7,225thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,147thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,171stMost Developed: 17,358thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,040thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,604th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

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