The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.32 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Administration and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 19,677 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 541,768 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in Free Socialism look to be the happiest ones, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 19^th in the world and 1^st in Anticapitalist Alliance for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 30,143.86 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.