The Culture of Free Socialism is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a loose-knit group of concerned Minds with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.182 billion Culture citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Socialism Orbital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture economy, worth an astonishing 24,884 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 589,931 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialism's national animal is the Worker Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Free Socialism is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Anticapitalist Alliance for Smartest Citizens, with 757.9 quips per hour.