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Most Authoritarian: 3,349th Most Conservative: 4,274th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,045th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Our lives they can take, our honor they can not
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Civil Rights
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Free Toast

Population484 million

CapitalToast City

CurrencyDigital Reichsbread
AnimalSeal

The Kingdom of Free Toast is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 484 million Toasts are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toast City. The average income tax rate is 82.2%.

The strong Toastian economy, worth 46.0 trillion Digital Reichsbreads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 95,047 Digital Reichsbreads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, and the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Toast's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Free Toast is ranked 143,089th in the world and 62nd in Lezra for Nicest Citizens, with 0.86 Average Smiles Per Day.

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Most Authoritarian: 3,349thMost Conservative: 4,274thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,900thMost Extreme: 7,555thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,364thLowest Crime Rates: 8,497thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,053rdMost Devout: 10,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,835thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,001stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,546thLargest Governments: 13,914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,683rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

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