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Most Authoritarian: 4,024th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,918th Most Corrupt Governments: 7,870th
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Free Toast

Population831 million

CapitalToast City
LeaderLejine

CurrencyJinejor
AnimalSeal

The United Sovjeta Republicjas of Free Toast is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lejine with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 831 million Toast are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toast City. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Toastian economy, worth 82.8 trillion Jinejors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 99,646 Jinejors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Toast's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Free Toast is ranked 99,150th in the world and 42nd in Lezra for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 185.01 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,823rdMost Extreme: 9,205thLowest Crime Rates: 9,209thMost Conservative: 10,280thMost Devout: 11,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,634thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,951st
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Toast, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Free Toast lodged a message on the Lezra Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Toast voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".

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