Population | 3.574 billion |
Capital | Vanquall |
Leader | Secretary Nestor Nessel |
Currency | Socialist Commodity |
Animal | Koshka |
The Revolutionary Republic of Free Van Chet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Secretary Nestor Nessel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.574 billion Van Chetians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanquall. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Van Chetian economy, worth 413 trillion Socialist Commodities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,565 Socialist Commodities, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Van Chetian grocery store, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Van Chet's national animal is the Koshka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Free Van Chet is ranked 25,580th in the world and 1,638th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.24 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Free Van Chet, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Following new legislation in Free Van Chet, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Following new legislation in Free Van Chet, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in Free Van Chet, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Van Chetian grocery store.
- : Following new legislation in Free Van Chet, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Free Van Chet, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
- : Following new legislation in Free Van Chet, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Free Van Chet, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Free Van Chet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Free Van Chet, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.