The Altes Republic of Freedomsland is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 606 million Freedomslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free City. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Freedomslandian economy, worth 46.7 trillion Empiritons a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,117 Empiritons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, an exhibition on Eagle memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Freedomsland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freedomsland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Freedomsland is ranked 139,872^nd in the world and 5,789^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.55 Crimes Per Hour.