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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,867thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,959th
The Federation of Free Lands of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Dome un Taj
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Freeuli

Population5.214 billion

CapitalSpilimberc

CurrencyMerlot
AnimalRed Wine Drinker

The Federation of Free Lands of Freeuli is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.214 billion Freeulians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spilimberc. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freeulian economy, worth 535 trillion Merlots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,732 Merlots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Freeuli's national animal is the Red Wine Drinker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freeuli is ranked 184,814th in the world and 99th in Middle Earth for Most Stationary, with 71.55129448492 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,867thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,959thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,045thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,692ndMost Pacifist: 4,702ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,945thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,107thSafest: 7,417thNicest Citizens: 7,593rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,015thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,147thMost Cultured: 11,434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,516thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,535thMost Inclusive: 13,544thHighest Food Quality: 14,025thMost Developed: 14,602ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 14,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,643rdSmartest Citizens: 17,832ndNudest: 19,291stLargest Governments: 19,447thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,571stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,763rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,927thMost Secular: 23,804thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,105thBest Weather: 28,243rdMost Politically Free: 28,588thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,530th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Freeuli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, they say that Freeulians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Freeuli's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Freeuli was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Freeuli, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.

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