Population | 5.214 billion |
Capital | Spilimberc |
Currency | Merlot |
Animal | Red Wine Drinker |
The Federation of Free Lands of Freeuli is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.214 billion Freeulians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spilimberc. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Freeulian economy, worth 535 trillion Merlots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,732 Merlots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Freeuli's national animal is the Red Wine Drinker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Freeuli is ranked 184,814th in the world and 99th in Middle Earth for Most Stationary, with 71.55129448492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Freeuli, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
- : Following new legislation in Freeuli, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
- : Freeuli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Freeuli, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Freeuli, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
- : Following new legislation in Freeuli, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
- : Following new legislation in Freeuli, they say that Freeulians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Freeuli's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Freeuli was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Freeuli, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.