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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 280thMost Influential: 811thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,465th
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Take me to your leader. Or... lead me to your taker.
Emma Peel
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French Bananastan

Population16.621 billion

CapitalArdis Hall
LeaderEmma Peel
Faithnone of anyone's business

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AnimalPangolin

The Most Serene Republic of French Bananastan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emma Peel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.621 billion French Bananastanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardis Hall. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient French Bananastanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,000 trillion Widgets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,333 Widgets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, euthanasia is legal, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Bananastan's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none of anyone's business.

French Bananastan is ranked 23,247th in the world and 858th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.82 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 280thMost Influential: 811thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,465thBest Weather: 2,132ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,411thTop
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Safest: 3,113thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,408thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,470thMost Pacifist: 3,776thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,982ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,320thNicest Citizens: 5,759thHealthiest Citizens: 5,894thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,538thMost Inclusive: 6,667thHighest Food Quality: 6,762ndMost Stationary: 6,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,757thMost Developed: 8,257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,647thSmartest Citizens: 9,704thMost Cultured: 11,427thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,937thHighest Economic Output: 12,272ndLargest Governments: 12,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,359thTop
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Nudest: 16,736thMost Secular: 17,365thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,464thLargest Populations: 22,416thLowest Crime Rates: 23,247thMost Income Equality: 29,034th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 124th in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 136th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 142nd in the regionSafest: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 164th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 175th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 176th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionMost Pacifist: 209th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 259th in the regionMost Politically Free: 274th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 310th in the regionNicest Citizens: 320th in the regionNudest: 330th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 346th in the regionMost Inclusive: 351st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 354th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 354th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 368th in the regionLargest Populations: 378th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 394th in the regionMost Developed: 425th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 482nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 483rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 493rd in the regionMost Cultured: 512th in the regionLargest Governments: 542nd in the regionMost Secular: 574th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 604th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 639th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 691st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 306 » Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Elevation, Chukstik Illahi, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Fengate, Great Bights Mum, Karazan, Koda-Land, Felpolandia, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Pallaith, Kwaj, Yukti, Wilkshire, Corfad, Cloydicia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Unsophisticate, Pasargad, Phoronu, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Soviet Terran, New Trisone, Former English Colony, Pleroma Sans Romans, Empy, Zeternia, Ethnon, Maott, The Rhein States, Prydania, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Omnistria, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Acrabinnia, Solmetria, Trillius, Loutsland, and 256 others.PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Cinnibar, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Nationeer, Aeolist, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Havonosa, Loptous, Joevala, Simone Republic, Feelonia, A Salmon Named Harold, Fran Advar, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Singamadri, Gendirt, The Jerichowan Country, Confederacy of North America, Wisconsota, Perikuresu, Liberum Hibernia, AmManies, Andanavia, Alcavia, Capitista, Oannia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Batatoland Empire, New Terra-Nullius, Holy Marcus Empire, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Old Emporia, Varisland, Filibustra, Arjuna, Omicron Persei V111, Laurendon, The Zheng Dynasty, Inferior Impor, Roman Empire August, Sechiole, Chipoli, Cartures, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, Arucaria, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Mesvice, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Austro-Bavarian States, Harjad, Viceroy Vincent, Crystal Creation, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Flamengo, Darkanistan, Racoda, Elephant Bill Land, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Thought Obliteration, Vlenkenov, Laforeia, Dem Republic of Romania, The Soviet States of Europe, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Andstions, Nevala, Pinky Queen, Federation of Vanguard, Gorundu, Esperonia, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Etanur, Marlducro, Catalis, Love Shack, South Parter, Viridiann, Deliber, Opis, Zadith, Atrito, Vilaforta, Northern-Kempia, Tvers, New Atlantico, Frieszia, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Bjorkikistan, Valentine Z, New Cordyceps, Kaschovia, Kingdom of Time, Rinadia, Iamm, Florevana, Furballland, Dakota Territories, Calahy, Yokciq Empire, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Petronellania, Alire, Oskland, Bedsonya, Democratic Phod Rockeernia, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Orjald, Teriol, Alogiada, Coders, Bodhisva, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Republiqueducroissant, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Saint-Dauphin, Tugupaw, Galbadiana, Negarden, Inclement Space, Allied Stumbler, The Scarborough Administration, DarkMondoria, Grith Neria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Qep, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Izern, Guamanian Republic, Kaiser Dominance, Vertigoism, Darbland, Sindoesia, Valiacorkit, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Toastsylvania, Leone Frankia, Kosova, Aerilia, Velting-Instan, Floxia, Zandos, Neptunian Military Administration, The Police, Eurocom, Northumberlandia, New New New Alabama, Dodos Revenge, Hyphen, Shoinkwishima, Gojira, Lambadian, Lezaseia, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, Latin Crimea, Artoriticitys, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Zelenaya Dolina, United Orange Valley States, Small Venezia, The Republic of Poland, New Chiken, Catis, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Germanic Cat, Arostica, Halsoni, McMasterdonia, Barxa, Nebiyar, NederlandseRepubliek, Kobalera, Kainin, Norwegian FOREST cat, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, Wechujan, Fragrancia, Obelias, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Kyroth Dreemurr, Ziprotscria, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, Gragadoia, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Sapien-Zustand, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, Ardok, and Crownz Capital.

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