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Most Valuable International Artwork: 127thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,539thHighest Crime Rates: 2,491st
The Holy Supreme Commander of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
If you want to kiss a funky beagle...
@frenchy (supreme command)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Frenchy II

Population4.856 billion


CurrencyTechnical Foul
AnimalFunky Beagle

The Holy Supreme Commander of Frenchy II is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.856 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth 440 trillion Technical Fouls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 90,810 Technical Fouls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,910 per year while the poor average 19,678, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catgirls.

Frenchy II is ranked 160,711th in the world and 35th in Lily for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 547.73 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 127thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,539thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,491stLargest Retail Industry: 5,166thMost Secular: 7,002ndMost Avoided: 11,150thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,344thMost Armed: 11,368thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,919thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,686thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,891stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,812thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,889thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,631stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,089th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the region

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