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Most Valuable International Artwork: 216thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,412thHighest Crime Rates: 2,430th
The Supreme Commander of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
If you want to kiss a funky beagle...
@frenchy (supreme command)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Frenchy II

Population5.302 billion


CurrencyTechnical Foul
AnimalFunky Beagle

The Supreme Commander of Frenchy II is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.302 billion Ohioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The all-consuming Ohioan economy, worth 484 trillion Technical Fouls a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 91,389 Technical Fouls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,750 per year while the poor average 20,106, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

The nation leads Lily in per capita stalking, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Frenchy II's national animal is the Funky Beagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catgirls.

Frenchy II is ranked 72,642nd in the world and 10th in Lily for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,056.19 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 216thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,412thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,430thLargest Retail Industry: 5,581stMost Secular: 7,107thMost Avoided: 10,694thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,229thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,518thMost Armed: 11,744thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,533rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,643rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,295thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,406thFattest Citizens: 20,788thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,018thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,658th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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