The Republic of Frilless Islands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.986 billion Frillessians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Frilless Islandsian economy, worth 179 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,980 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

All beauty contests have been banned, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, a major religion has been named as Frilless Islands's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Frilless Islands in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Frilless Islands's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Frilless Islands is ranked 174,901^st in the world and 129^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Politically Free, scoring 38.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.