The Universal Federation of Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Freddy McTitteaux with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.073 billion Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxuryians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portucale. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxuryian economy, worth 95.4 trillion Mimosas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 46,010 Mimosas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gays have more rights than the average citizen, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury's national animal is the Gays, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pretentious-sism.

Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury is ranked 15,284^th in the world and 843^rd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,265.81 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.