|Leader||Grand Minister Grooven|
The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Grand Minister Grooven with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.181 billion Funky Goats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wavenberg. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Funky economy, worth 308 trillion pons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,726 pons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime is totally unknown. Funky Goats's national animal is the funky goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Batheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Funky Goats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Funky Goats lodged a message on the New West Indies Regional Message Board.
- : Funky Goats's influence in New West Indies rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Funky Goats agreed to construct embassies between New West Indies and Official European Union.
- : Funky Goats was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Funky Goats agreed to construct embassies between New West Indies and Fylkirvegr.
- : Funky Goats endorsed The Republic of East Skirsburg.
- : Funky Goats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Funky Goats was endorsed by The Republic of East Skirsburg.
- : Funky Goats was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
Endorsements Received: 21 » Central Birdland, Karteria, Agrocragoria, Subadent, Achipel, Joshenia, Celestiam, Sugrapine, Margatina, North Italian Union, Tinja, Osma del sur, Cymiopolis, Gallaton, Antachia, The kingdoms of Austranisia, Ryanius, Tennor, Four Sicilys, Smaragdina, and East Skirsburg.