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Funky Goats

Population4.181 billion

LeaderGrand Minister Grooven

Animalfunky goat

The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Grand Minister Grooven with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.181 billion Funky Goats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wavenberg. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Funky economy, worth 308 trillion pons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,726 pons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime is totally unknown. Funky Goats's national animal is the funky goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Batheism.

Funky Goats is ranked 11,380th in the world and 23rd in New West Indies for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,697.99 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,607thMost Pacifist: 7,671stMost Influential: 7,897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,216thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,067thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,380thSafest: 12,243rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,790thBest Weather: 13,915thNicest Citizens: 14,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,707thMost Inclusive: 16,196thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,273rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,527thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,871stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,668thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,040thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,150th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the region

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