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Most Pacifist: 7,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,950thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,934th
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Funky Goats

Population3.703 billion

LeaderGrand Minister Grooven

Animalfunky goat

The Nation-Sized Disco Party of Funky Goats is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Minister Grooven with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.703 billion Funky Goats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wavenberg. The average income tax rate is 62.0%.

The thriving Funky economy, worth 297 trillion pons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,415 pons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime is totally unknown. Funky Goats's national animal is the funky goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Batheism.

Funky Goats is ranked 109,962nd in the world and 55th in New West Indies for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,179.92 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Pacifist: 7,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,950thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,934thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,001stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,724thSafest: 13,227thMost Influential: 13,934thNicest Citizens: 14,659thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,740thMost Inclusive: 15,976thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,718thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,330thBest Weather: 17,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,387th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the region

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