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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,751stMost Authoritarian: 5,028thMost Conservative: 5,118th
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Funnycatisgay

Population371 million

CurrencyPoop
AnimalFunny gay cat

The Dictatorship of Funnycatisgay is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 371 million Funnycatisgayians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Funnycatisgayian economy, worth 18.3 trillion Poops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,255 Poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, honeymoon suites can be located by following newlywed couples' shrieks of "what's that?", Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funnycatisgay's national animal is the Funny gay cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Funnycatisgay is ranked 227,110th in the world and 6,589th in the Rejected Realms for Best Weather, with 62 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,751stMost Authoritarian: 5,028thMost Conservative: 5,118thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,819thMost Extreme: 20,499thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,635thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,257th
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Most Authoritarian: 160th in the regionMost Conservative: 166th in the regionMost Extreme: 259th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 302nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 686th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 721st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, honeymoon suites can be located by following newlywed couples' shrieks of "what's that?".
  • : Funnycatisgay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Funnycatisgayian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Funnycatisgay, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.

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