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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,950th
The Extraterrestrial Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
No, they are not coming after you, they are after me
Colonel Carter
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Fwifwo

Population7.596 billion

CapitalPlutotown
LeaderColonel Carter
FaithYellow Tranquillism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalQwan

The Extraterrestrial Colony of Fwifwo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel Carter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.596 billion Fwifwoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plutotown. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fwifwoan economy, worth 723 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 95,193 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Fwifwo's national animal is the Qwan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yellow Tranquillism.

Fwifwo is ranked 49,441st in the world and 48th in Wintreath for Most Stationary, with 915.0938935062 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,950thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,382ndFattest Citizens: 14,004thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,321stLargest Retail Industry: 16,983rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,159thLargest Black Market: 17,841stMost Conservative: 19,297thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,320thMost Primitive: 23,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,338th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the region

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