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Most Devout: 617thLargest Agricultural Sector: 713thMost Influential: 1,146th
The Cheese Loving Monarchy of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
This is Pepperoni main comms, who the hell is this?
King Spaghet II
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Gabingston

Population3.608 billion

CapitalCallistan
LeaderKing Spaghet II
FaithThe Cheesepocolypse Provisional Church

CurrencyGabing
AnimalGoose

The Cheese Loving Monarchy of Gabingston is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Spaghet II with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, digital currency, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.608 billion Pepperonis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callistan. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pepperoni economy, worth 703 trillion Gabings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 194,885 Gabings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police insist that racism does not exist, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabingston's national animal is the Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cheesepocolypse Provisional Church.

Gabingston is ranked 2,488th in the world and 11th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 13.88 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Devout: 617thLargest Agricultural Sector: 713thMost Influential: 1,146thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,690thRudest Citizens: 1,702ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,244thTop
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Most Armed: 2,488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,424thMost Cultured: 5,947thLargest Black Market: 6,437thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,442ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,844thHighest Average Incomes: 7,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,033rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,370thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,818thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,774thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,361stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,452ndBest Weather: 14,802ndLargest Governments: 15,341stMost Developed: 15,952ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,126thLowest Crime Rates: 16,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,086thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,093rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,728thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,676thLargest Retail Industry: 22,175th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Conservative: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gabingston was endorsed by The Free Land of Akeland.
  • : Gabingston voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, King Spaghet II's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, immigrants who don't like the taste of Pepperoni Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, the police double as repo men.
  • : Gabingston was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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