The Republic of Galbadiana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Juan Lennon-Mercury with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 7.925 billion Galbadianans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Galbadianan economy, worth 618 trillion Johnsons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,019 Johnsons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, billions of Johnsons are spent to take high-quality photos of the Unicorn Nebula, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galbadiana's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galbadiana is ranked 25,748^th in the world and 922^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.43 law-abiding acts per hour.