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Most Subsidized Industry: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 366th
The Retcon of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
I'll Explain Later
the Lord High President
Influence
Power
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gallifrey Trenzalore

Population14.177 billion

Capitalthe Panopticon
Leaderthe Lord High President
Faiththe Faction Paradox

CurrencyPandak
AnimalWifferdill

The Retcon of Gallifrey Trenzalore is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Lord High President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.177 billion Gallifrean Trenzaloreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Panopticon. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallifrean Trenzalorean economy, worth a remarkable 3,416 trillion Pandaks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 240,979 Pandaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol, a petition to improve Gallifrean Trenzalorean literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallifrey Trenzalore's national animal is the Wifferdill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Faction Paradox.

Gallifrey Trenzalore is ranked 241,838th in the world and 19th in The Doctor Who Universe for Best Weather, with -120 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 366thLargest Black Market: 504thMost Corrupt Governments: 676thMost Efficient Economies: 793rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 854thLargest Retail Industry: 911thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 974thLargest Mining Sector: 1,256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,445thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,499thMost Avoided: 2,028thTop
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Most Primitive: 3,105thHighest Average Incomes: 3,883rdHighest Economic Output: 3,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,471stMost Stationary: 5,600thLargest Governments: 5,694thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,405thMost Secular: 6,632ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,838thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,855thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,953rdMost Influential: 10,577thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,080thRudest Citizens: 11,539thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,170th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, a petition to improve Gallifrean Trenzalorean literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Gallifrey Trenzalore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, the government has begun a crusade against drugs.

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