Population | 3.745 billion |
Capital | Assimilation Centre |
Leader | High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki |
Faith | Imperialism |
Currency | Roth |
Animal | Viper |
The Totalitarian Empire of Gamanoda is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.745 billion Gamanodans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Assimilation Centre. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gamanodan economy, worth 949 trillion Roths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,608 Roths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the might of the entire Gamanodan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gamanoda's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperialism.
Gamanoda is ranked 172,368th in the world and 121st in The Black Hawks for Most Stationary, with 93.32162777412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, High Emperor Aldrich Rethamas Forsaki's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, the might of the entire Gamanodan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
- : Gamanoda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Gamanoda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Gamanoda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Gamanoda's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Gamanoda, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.