Population | 25.262 billion |
Capital | Turd Ferguson |
Leader | James Gamble |
Faith | your mom |
Currency | Dangle |
Animal | Oso |
The People's Republic of Gambella is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Gamble with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.262 billion Gambellans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turd Ferguson. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gambellan economy, worth a remarkable 6,434 trillion Dangles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,695 Dangles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek", things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Gambella. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gambella's national animal is the Oso, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is your mom.
Gambella is ranked 2,364th in the world and 1st in Gambella for Most Stationary, with 3,947.7058068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gambella was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Gambella, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Gambella.
- : Following new legislation in Gambella, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Gambella was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Gambella was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Gambella, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Gambella was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Gambella, the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek".
- : Following new legislation in Gambella, no one cares when it's your birthday.
- : Gambella was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.