The Dictatorship of Gambierland is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 658 million Gambierlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambier. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Gambierlandian economy, worth 56.9 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,483 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gambierland's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gambierland, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Gambierland, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
- : Following new legislation in Gambierland, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Gambierland, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
- : Following new legislation in Gambierland, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Gambierland endorsed The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
- : Following new legislation in Gambierland, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Gambierlandian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in Gambierland, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Gambierland, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
- : Gambierland was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
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