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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,898thLargest Mining Sector: 6,232ndMost Avoided: 6,889th
The Vamachara Gaṇarajya of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Madya, Mamsa, Matsya, Mudra, and Maithuna
Subramanya Chandrashekar
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Duckspeaker
Ambassador to Dharmic Nations
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Economy
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Ganapatyadesh

Population1.483 billion

CapitalMahishapura
LeaderSubramanya Chandrashekar
FaithUchchhishta Ganapatya

Currencypagoda
Animalelephant

The Vamachara Gaṇarajya of Ganapatyadesh is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Subramanya Chandrashekar with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.483 billion Ganapatyadeshis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahishapura. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ganapatyadeshi economy, worth 171 trillion pagodas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 115,797 pagodas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ganapatyadesh's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Uchchhishta Ganapatya.

Ganapatyadesh is ranked 83,370th in the world and 30th in Pecan Sandies for Highest Economic Output, with 171 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,898thLargest Mining Sector: 6,232ndMost Avoided: 6,889thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,918thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,893rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,354thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,592ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,417thMost Efficient Economies: 17,999thLargest Black Market: 19,416thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,533rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,837thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,342ndMost Secular: 23,149th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, Mahishapura is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, there's a hole in the heart of every Ganapatyadeshi city.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganapatyadesh, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Subramanya Chandrashekar Pics" has made Subramanya Chandrashekar's mom a celebrity.

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