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Highest Crime Rates: 1,621stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,980thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,445th
The Colony of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Freedum Gud, Guv'mint Bad
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Ganud

Population1.648 billion

CapitalYugar
LeaderMaximillian the Fierce
FaithMesarian Kantu

CurrencyMoca
Animalpenguin

The Colony of Ganud is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Maximillian the Fierce with an even hand, and renowned for its feral children, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.648 billion Ganudians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yugar. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ganudian economy, worth 174 trillion Mocas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,941 Mocas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, citizens are expected to be armed at all times, and fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ganud's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mesarian Kantu.

Ganud is ranked 41,316th in the world and 259th in Europeia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4.16 Bank.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,621stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,980thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,445thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,564thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,823rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,903rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,554thFattest Citizens: 5,474thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,152ndRudest Citizens: 6,849thMost Armed: 7,127thMost Influential: 7,812thLargest Retail Industry: 9,555thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,626thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,160thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16,440thHighest Drug Use: 19,225thMost Efficient Economies: 22,674th
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Highest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 56th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 72nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ganud was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Ganud was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Laudesia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganud, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganud, citizens are expected to be armed at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganud, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Ganud voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Ganud was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ecolaria.
  • : Ganud was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganud, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Ganud, the only things Ganudians vote on are cutest penguin competitions.

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