The Social Democracy of Gardavasque is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Biff Snollygoster with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.681 billion Gardavascans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eternity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gardavascan economy, worth 417 trillion Yescas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,483 Yescas, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, the fattest folk in Gardavasque look to be the happiest ones, nose plugs are the latest Gardavascan fashion accessory, and Gardavascan Gladiators is a ratings success. Crime is totally unknown. Gardavasque's national animal is the Banshee Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gardavasque is ranked 102,144^th in the world and 53^rd in International Democratic Union for Most Average, scoring 37.62 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.