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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,244thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,870thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,512th
The East China Soviet Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
The Worker's and Farmer's Congress
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Gatos Cecireshn

Population2.95 billion

LeaderThe Worker's and Farmer's Congress
FaithState Atheism

CurrencySoviet Mark

The East China Soviet Republic of Gatos Cecireshn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Worker's and Farmer's Congress with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.95 billion Soviets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascendancy. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gatos Cecireshnian economy, worth 449 trillion Soviet Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,463 Soviet Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

You can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, copyright laws have been abolished, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gatos Cecireshn's national animal is the Wojtek, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Gatos Cecireshn is ranked 16,598th in the world and 2nd in Entropy for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,889.9 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,244thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,870thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,522ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,436thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,298thHealthiest Citizens: 7,971stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,474thLargest Black Market: 10,510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,202ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,018thHighest Average Incomes: 13,665thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,052ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,086thBest Weather: 15,189thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,333rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,598thMost Developed: 16,835thMost Cultured: 17,518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,999thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,875thMost Secular: 20,556thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,764thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,582nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gatos Cecireshn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Gatos Cecireshn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Gatos Cecireshn's influence in Entropy rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Gatos Cecireshn, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Gatos Cecireshn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Gatos Cecireshn voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Gatos Cecireshn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Gatos Cecireshn was endorsed by The Federation Lord Chaplain of Vom Leben.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatos Cecireshn, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Gatos Cecireshn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Kothica, Sedseria, World Assembly Administered Territory, Greatest pimps, and Vom Leben.

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