The Colony of GConfOF33 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Vippertooth Dragon population. The hard-working population of 1.535 billion GConfOF33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The GConfOF33ian economy, worth 71.6 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,667 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GConfOF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

GConfOF33 is ranked 6,887^th in the world and 1^st in Grand Conference of Fascism for Most Average, scoring 54.44 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.