by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 746thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,464th
The Anarcho-Capitalist Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
*endorses everyone*
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.417 billion


Animalyellow-billed swan

The Anarcho-Capitalist Monarchy of Geektopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Googondolda-dusudecex with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.417 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth 607 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,894 cryptos, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and nations that kill a Kwandoite can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Googology.

Geektopia is ranked 15,198th in the world and 805th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 86 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 746thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,464thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,486thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,808thTop
Most Avoided: 2,648thMost Efficient Economies: 3,425thLargest Black Market: 3,762ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,796thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,461stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,391stLargest Mining Sector: 6,543rdMost Devout: 7,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,240thMost Influential: 7,768thHighest Average Incomes: 8,646thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,799thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,394thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,068thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,721stMost Developed: 15,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,530th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 141st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 196th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 203rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 274th in the regionMost Devout: 283rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 285th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 285th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 418th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 436th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 490th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 496th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 542nd in the regionMost Developed: 805th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 866th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 928th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 959th in the region

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