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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,416th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,531st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,985th
The Anarcho-Capitalist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Law will never be diverse
Hyper-terinnentoldeus
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Geektopia

Population1.076 billion

CapitalMordecai
LeaderHyper-terinnentoldeus
FaithGoogology

Currencybitcoin
Animalfirefox

The Anarcho-Capitalist Republic of Geektopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hyper-terinnentoldeus with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.076 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth 137 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,699 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, and Googology has been named as Geektopia's national religion. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Geektopia's national animal is the firefox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Googology.

Geektopia is ranked 9,951st in the world and 22nd in New Western Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,126.5 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,416thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,985thMost Avoided: 3,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,708thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,602ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,735thMost Influential: 5,007thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,962ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,554thLargest Retail Industry: 9,690thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,728thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,951stMost Efficient Economies: 11,393rdHighest Crime Rates: 14,086thLargest Black Market: 14,489thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,968th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Geektopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II".
  • : Geektopia changed its national nation type to "Anarcho-Capitalist Republic".
  • : Geektopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Justice Accord".
  • : Geektopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Pierconium".
  • : Geektopia changed its national faith to "Googology".
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, Googology has been named as Geektopia's national religion.
  • : Geektopia endorsed The EMPIRE of HAVENLY MARK.
  • : Geektopia was endorsed by The EMPIRE of HAVENLY MARK.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.

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