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Most Subsidized Industry: 567thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,832nd
The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
you mount the short-eared ass
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Geektopia

Population5.068 billion

CapitalMordecai
Leader*no one*
FaithMath

Currencycryptos
Animalyellow-billed swan

The Theo-Democratic Monarchy of Geektopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by *no one* with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.068 billion Kwandoites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,018 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 200,906 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Great Geektopian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, school history books often refer to *no one* as "that imperialist pig dog", minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.

Geektopia is ranked 134,238th in the world and 408th in Europeia for Most Extreme, scoring 15.85 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 567thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,832ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,620thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,745thLargest Black Market: 2,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,509thMost Devout: 3,639thMost Avoided: 3,794thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,508thLargest Mining Sector: 4,943rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,201stHighest Average Incomes: 6,595thMost Influential: 7,058thNudest: 7,190thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,580thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,003rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,063rdMost Developed: 12,198thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,467thSmartest Citizens: 16,799thHighest Economic Output: 18,140thLowest Crime Rates: 18,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,255thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,385thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,048th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Geektopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, school history books often refer to *no one* as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the Great Geektopian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Geektopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Geektopia, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".

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