The Anarcho-Capitalist Monarchy of Geektopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Googondolda-dusudecex with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.417 billion Kwandoites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth 607 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,894 cryptos, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.
Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and nations that kill a Kwandoite can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the yellow-billed swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Googology.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Geektopia was endorsed by The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, nations that kill a Kwandoite can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
- : Geektopia's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Geektopia was endorsed by The Roman Empire of Diodone.
- : Geektopia was endorsed by The Empire of Chadinton.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- : Geektopia endorsed The People's Republic of Eurochina.
- : Geektopia endorsed The United Socialist States of Innocentic.
- : Geektopia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Eurochina.
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