Population | 25.319 billion |
Capital | Pittsburgh |
Leader | Dance |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Dance Step |
Animal | Athletic Ballerina |
The Dancing Is A Man's Game of Gene Kelly is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dance with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.319 billion Gene Kellyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittsburgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Gene Kellyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,459 trillion Dance Steps a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 294,622 Dance Steps, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gene Kelly's national animal is the Athletic Ballerina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Gene Kelly is ranked 1,741st in the world and 75th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,173.70566216 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gene Kelly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Gene Kelly was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Gene Kelly was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Gene Kelly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Gene Kelly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Gene Kelly was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 22 million infected.
- : Gene Kelly was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 41 million infected.
- : Gene Kelly was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 46 million infected.
- : Gene Kelly was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Gene Kelly was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 46 million infected.