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Most Valuable International Artwork: 689thMost Influential: 1,927thRudest Citizens: 2,400th
The Great States of
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Population6.974 billion



The Great States of Generic Country Name That Is Available is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Josh with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.974 billion Genericans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonvale. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Generican economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion bees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,667 bees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Generic Country Name That Is Available's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Simulationism.

Generic Country Name That Is Available is ranked 4,991st in the world and 108th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,269.28 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 689thMost Influential: 1,927thRudest Citizens: 2,400thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,581stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,991stMost Efficient Economies: 5,084thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,471stMost Developed: 5,996thSmartest Citizens: 6,324thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,955thLargest Retail Industry: 8,108thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,596thHighest Average Incomes: 8,617thLargest Black Market: 8,655thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,704thMost Devout: 8,800thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,158thBest Weather: 10,171stLargest Governments: 10,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,048thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,587thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,205thLowest Crime Rates: 14,164thHighest Economic Output: 14,210thMost Cultured: 14,887thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,634thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,365thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,277th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionMost Average: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the region

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