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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,626thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,716thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,663rd
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Klatsch dein Sack auf das Hack
Influence
Contender
Office For Information
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Genitalien

Population160 million

CurrencyNude
AnimalFlying Spaghetti Monster

The Dictatorship of Genitalien is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 160 million Genitalienians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Genitalienian economy, worth 12.7 trillion Nudes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,450 Nudes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,440 per year while the poor average 17,787, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Genitalien, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime is moderate. Genitalien's national animal is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Genitalien is ranked 101,463rd in the world and 5th in Big Boii Empire for Most Extreme, scoring 18.22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,626thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,716thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,663rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,542ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,645thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,284thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,765th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Genitalien's influence in Big Boii Empire fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Genitalien's influence in Big Boii Empire fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Genitalien's influence in Big Boii Empire fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Genitalien's influence in Big Boii Empire fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Genitalien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Genitalien voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 9003".
  • : Genitalien voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Proper Hygiene For Medical Instruments".
  • : Following new legislation in Genitalien, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Genitalien, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Genitalien, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.

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